


I Kissed a Dork and I Liked It

by DivergentVampireTributeWitch



Category: iCarly
Genre: Parody, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-08-10
Updated: 2011-08-10
Packaged: 2015-04-20 23:55:25
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 475
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7274010/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2734142/DivergentVampireTributeWitch
Summary: Sam has to sing as song on iCarly about a memorable moment, to the tune of i kissed a girl





	I Kissed a Dork and I Liked It

"Sam are you ready to sing?" Carly asked. Her and Frednub and Gibby were making me sing tonight on iCarly.

"Yep…"

"In 5, 4, 3, 2" Fredward pointed at us

"Hi I'm Carlotta Shay."

"And I'm Samantha Puckett."

"And tonight Sam is going to sing about a memorable time. Sam- go ahead."

"This was never the way I planned, not my intention  
>We got so brave, meatball in hand, lost my discretion<br>It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try it out  
>I'm curious for this caught my attention<p>

I kissed a dork and I liked it, the sky beautifully starlit  
>I kissed a dork just to try it, I hope my best friend don't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight  
>I kissed a dork and I liked it, I liked it<p>

No, I won't even say his name, it doesn't matter  
>It was my experimental game, just human nature<br>It's not what bad girls do, not how they should behave  
>My head gets so confused, hard to obey<p>

I kissed a dork and I liked it, the sky beautifully starlit  
>I kissed a dork just to try it, I hope my best friend don't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight  
>I kissed a dork and I liked it, I liked it<p>

Us girls we are so magical, soft skin, red lips, so kissable  
>Hard to resist, so touchable, too good to deny it<br>It ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a dork and I liked it, the sky beautifully starlit  
>I kissed a dork just to try it, I hope my best friend don't mind it<br>It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight  
>I kissed a dork and I liked it, I liked it."<p>

Carly hit the applause button on my blue remote

"So you won't tell us who your "mystery kiss" was?"

"Of course not. I don't want anyone to know my first kiss was Freddie."

Carly stared wide-eyed at me

"Well, it's a little late for that Sam."

"Cute!" Gibby said

"Now I'm embarrassed."

"Don't be, it's not that bad." Freddie said

"Well. I just sang 'I kissed a dork and I liked it' if you were me you'd be mortified too." I said

Freddie just sighed and said, "I kissed a Sam and I liked it."

"If I wasn't so happy right now, you'd be on the floor. I kissed _**A**_ Sam and I liked it?" I quoted the last part. He smiled at me.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Nub."


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